Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

Burt and Kurt – Picture Perfect

October 4, 2013

Kurt and Burt-Picture It

Almost everyone has some type of camera with them these days.  Phone, Ipad or digital camera.  If you say you saw a U.F.O or Sasquatch you had better have a picture.  If you see Elvis at a burger joint in some out of the way town in Idaho be sure you take a picture with him because if you don’t, I promise you no one will believe you.

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Hospital Food

September 18, 2013

That's Why They Call It Hospital Food

The last time I was in the hospital they brought me baked or broiled fish every night.   I didn’t get food poisoning because I didn’t eat it.  I sent my family downstairs for fruit and salads.  Someone from food services finally came by to see what I would like to eat and I told them anything but broiled or baked fish.  I know that broiled fish is probably better for you but if I want fish I want it fried and preferable some kind of fish I am familiar with like bream or catfish.

I am having connection problems and I hope I am able to load the rest of my comics this week.  They are ready but my MiFi is terribly slow and after waiting forever sometimes I lose the connection.  Hopefully Mildred and Edna will be making a connection tomorrow.

Medical Terms

August 27, 2013

Medical Terms

I usually hate it when Doctors use a bunch of medical terms that I don’t understand but I think I would be a little nervous if they couldn’t think of the name of what they were workin’ on.

It seems like I’m havin’ more trouble than usual tryin’ to post stuff tonight.  My connection is slow and Molly (my wiener dog) just almost chewed my power cord to my computer in two.  I caught her just before she finished one side of the wire.  I hate to think of what would have happened to her if she had chewed through both sides.  I can’t help but think of the cat on Christmas  Vacation.  I love her dearly but I will be glad when she gets out of the stage for chewing up everything.

It kind of scared me and I don’t need to get too scared because it is not good for that thingamagig that pumps my blood.

Why The Confusion?

August 16, 2013

You First

Not only are they polite but they have trouble making decisions.  Now you know why that age old question about Who came first is still being asked.

Squirrels on the other hand have never been known for their patience.  I guess if you really want to know the answer to the question you will have to ask a squirrel or at least a squirrely person.

Yall have a great weekend.

Weather Change

August 8, 2013

The Ladies Nice Day

Sometimes the English language is kind of confusing.  We have so many words that sound alike.  I am just an old uneducated redneck so I am amazed at the number of people who don’t know the difference between no and know, their and there, or two, to, and too.  I could go on but you know the ones I am talking about.  Sometimes it can get really confusing for children when they hear you use the word hail or you are talking about a dam.  They think you are saying ugly words.  Sadly some of them have heard such horrible language all their lives that they don’t even recognize the ugliness of some of the words they do hear. (I started to write here just to see if you were paying attention).  Okay, class dismissed don’t be late tomorrow because I am sure Mildred won’t like it.

Group Insurance

August 6, 2013

Group Insurance

This sounds like some of the policies I have had in the past.

Hospital Humor is appropriate for today.  I am going to my cardiologist for a stress test today and I haven’t had to walk on a treadmill in years.  They usually just chemically stress me and shoot me up with nuclear medicine but the doctor wants to see what happens when I actually do any physical activity.  I guess it makes sense because normally I don’t look sick.  Most people would never guess that I have heart problems at all and when the doctor sees me I am rested and usually doing fine.

I am sure all will go well because if I feel like they are pushing me too hard I will stop on my own.  My wife has already instructed me that I don’t have to prove anything.

Yall come back tomorrow for a new KRUD_TV.  Thanks for your continued support.

Hospital Humor- Final Results

July 19, 2013

Final Results

One thing I have found out is that doctors don’t always agree.  I usually like to stick with the one who has the most optimistic outlook for my condition.  Most likely there won’t be an autopsy anyway.  They will just assume that my ticker finally quit.

I hope to have a new KRUD-TV comic next week.  I am working on some now.  I also hope to have some more Hank The Handy Man comics colored and ready to post by next week at http://bolumpkin.wordpress.com  In any case I have posted on both sites this week as well as posting devotionals for my church at http://shilohbaptist.blogspot.com/ .

I hope you all have a great weekend.  My grandson is getting married this Saturday so I will be busy.

You Said What?

July 15, 2013

You Said What

Be careful of what you say.  It can come back to bite you…even years later.  I’m glad that at least no one can see what we are thinking.  I’m afraid most of us would be in trouble.

I posted some pictures of the jewelry displays I made this weekend at http://bolumpkin.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/new-displays/

Household Duties – Mildred and Edna

July 8, 2013

Around The House

It seems like last week I when I wrote this comic I wound up takin’ up Mildred’s habits.  I spent the whole week without an internet connection.  The good news is I don’t think anyone got upset because I didn’t post anything new all week.  The bad news is that I don’t think anyone noticed that I didn’t post anything new last week.  Since I didn’t have a connection or my Galaxy pad I wasn’t able to comment on any comics and visit other sites either.  Actually it was a pretty good experience because it proved to me that I could survive a whole week without the internet.

I will be going on a short vacation this week but that should not hinder my internet time because I will be staying at the Motel 4 and will have an internet connection all week.

Hopefully this week I will have something posted all 5 days.  Monday, Wednesday and Friday here and the Hank the Handy Man remakes on Tuesday and Thursday at http://bolumpkin.wordpress.com .

KRUD-TV ANIMAL NEWS 1

June 26, 2013

Animal News 1

Here are a couple of new Anchor People on KRUD-TV.  I am going to try to create some more so that I can change them up sometimes. I don’t want to be too boring.

Don’t forget to check out Hank The Handy Man on my other site http://bolumpkin.wordpress.com

I’m not sure what I will be posting here Friday.  My buffer runneth empty so I will have to buckle down and do some writing and maybe some drawing before I can upload anything.  Thankfully I am pretty much caught up on everything else I have to do and can concentrate on refilling my buffer.

Not sure what I’ll be doing as this post.  Today will be my anniversary and I have spent 42 years being married to the most wonderful woman in the world.  Lookin’ forward to the next 42.

Bo