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Unhandled
October 3, 2012Help…His Pants Have Fallen
September 30, 2012
On the news lately there have been several stories about passin’ laws against baggy pants. I have mixed emotions about the law. My first problem with the law is how will it be enforced. I can’t imagine callin’ 911 to report someone’s drawers showin’. I certainly don’t intend to approach a herd of droopy drawered teens with their hats on sideways and make a citizen’s arrest.
On the positive side if it helps me not to have to look at someones draws I’m all for it. Of course that could go as well for the women that think it is alright to wear their pajamas to Wal-Mart.
People dressing like that does have it’s advantage. It keeps them from having to wear a sign that says “I am stoopid”. You can pick up on it and you know that you really don’t want to interact with them very much.
BTW…just in case I plan to keep my overalls buttoned all the way up from now on.
Bo
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Get Well – From Phil
September 26, 2012
Here is another one of my Get Well cards from the variety pack. I thought Phil could really motivate people to try to get better. I hope you are enjoying some of the stuff I am finding in my files. I’m not sure if I have ever posted some of them. I figure if I don’t remember you probably don’t either.
I have been reading some posts and comments from Bearman at www.beartoons.com and he has mentioned that using certain words in a post will attract more viewers. I am appalled that anyone would even stoop to such a level. There are more serious problems in the world than me worrying about getting more hits on my site.
When you have people like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, and the Kardashians splashed all over tv while President Obama and Governor Romney fight it out for the election how can you even concentrate. People’s attention is more focused on the Referee Strike Ending and when people search for cute puppies and adorable kittens on You Tube they don’t expect to find things like hilarious comics or redneck wisdom.
I rest my case.
Bo
Don’t Need Help
September 25, 2012
I think Mildred actually has a point this time. If you have trouble gettin’ depressed on your own you can just watch the Evening News or a political commercial. I am not goin’ to watch any of the presidential debates. The outlook is bleak enough already and most folks have already made up their mind. I was just sittin’ at my desk and this comic came into my head and I decided to post it immediately.
Since I now have an internet connection at home I will probably be doin’ a lot more spontaneous postin. It’s extra….it’s easy…and it’s free. Those are some of my three favorite conditions.
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The Old Girls Re-Run
September 21, 2012
Most of us probably remember the TV show “The Golden Girls” and the movie “Steel Magnolias”. If they ever make a TV show out of Mildred and Edna I would figure there would have to be a reference to metal in the title too but it would have something to do with “rust.”
Yall have a great weekend. If you happen to be in Benton, MS come by the Benton Farmer’s Market. I will be sellin’ (hopefully) my Copperhead Jewelry there.
Self Preservation
August 13, 2012
I have come to a conclusion. If I eat healthy and avoid food that is bad for me I am still going to die someday. Actually I have noticed that my bloodwork seems to be worse when I do all those things and that is the truth. Sadly if I continue doing that I am going to die and I am going to have a miserable time until I do. If I eat some food that I like and enjoy but keep it reasonable my blood work seems to be better than when I try to follow the nurse practicioner’s advice to the letter. Of course if I just pig out and eat what I want the results are catastrophic and the outcome is never good. I think I will opt for the second choice. As for natural foods…I have never eaten unnatural foods…like snails and spinach so I guess I am with the Geezer lady (as yet un-named) here.
You Did It To Yourself.
August 1, 2012
Men should always be careful when they are braggin’ on themselves in front of their wives. They know us. It is much like the preacher who was told by a dear old lady “You are a model preacher.” The preacher kept reminding his wife of what the lady said until she went to the dictionary and looked up the definition for model. Model: a cheap imitation of the real thing. He shut up after that.
Here is another comic featuring the great artwork of Jande Rowe. I really love these two old Geezers and I think they have a long future here as Geezers in Gatorhead.
Don’t forget to check out my blog at www. bolumpkin.wordpress.com I plan to be postin’ more often if I can. There is a new post today and possibly I will have a new one in the mornin’. Don’t forget to leave a comment and name the Geezers. You could be a winner of useless prizes and cheap merchandise.
Do ya think so?
July 12, 2012
I remarked to my wife recently that ,”There are a whole lot of people in the world who are not nearly as attractive as they think they are.” She agreed with me. Sometimes it is kind of funny and sometimes it is kinda sad.
In case you didn’t know it (and by the looks of the comments you didn’t) I have a blog at www.bolumpkin.wordpress.com I need your input on it.
Sunblock Anyone?
June 21, 2012
The Best Match
June 4, 2012
I saw someone post this phrase on Facebook last week and Ifigured it would make a good K&B comic. I reckon the most I ever hoped to be was a redneck in shinin’ overalls. I reckon it was enough though because later this month we will celebrate our 41st anniversary. She sure is a patient woman.
